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Showing posts with label folk. Show all posts

Monday, September 13, 2010

Dude, You HAVE No Koran!

Brand-new internet/American hero Jacob Isom.

Now I'm thinking, also a Jedi? He used mind-trick-speak...
"...Dude, you have no Koran..."
"Dude... I have no Koran."
"Dude, you're not looking to start a Holy War."
"...Dude...  I'm not looking to start a Holy War."
"Move along."
"Move along...  Move along!"
But the Jedi tail.  He's got the tail, which...  Doesn't that mean he's still a Padawan?

Wednesday, April 21, 2010

"Perk and Pleasantry" or, "Uncommon Sense"

Just wanted to give a shout out to Perk and Pleasantry, an absolutely lovely poetry blog out of the BrookfieldNOW online community, a division of MyCommunityNOW, an online extension of the metro Milwaukee print weeklies and shoppers under the broader Journal Communications umbrella...
The author is Ronda Larkin, whose byline is "a common mom with uncommon poetic perspectives."  I should scarcely impose any other description, except to say that Perk and Pleasantry is also persistent.  Every couple of days or so I get a new P&P in my blogger reader.  Just check it out for yourself--you'll see how productive Ms. Larkin is, week in and week out.
I checked out her facebook page and was interested to read this comment:

"I view the world as being filled with too many unhappy overachievers and am creating balance by enjoying underachievement."

I can certainly relate to that sentiment.
If I were in charge of the levers, this lady would be in every Sunday paper.  Of course, I'm told papers as such are on the way out.  Guess it's a good thing Ms. Larkin's on a community web log like BrookfieldNOW.  Here's a traditional media company, Journal Communications, leveraging its community/free paper press expertise in the digital realm.  You might call it textbook, pretty fairly.
Anyway, what I'm getting at is that this lady would go over supremely well in my hometown's local shopper, or pennysaver, or parade, or leisure section, or what have you...
Each poem is a quaint, stuccoed lawn monument to modern breeze.  Take this one, for instance, from 3/4/10:

"Flighty Enough"

Driven by innate desire,
We all dream
Of rising higher;

Some to heights as eagles soar.
But such great flights
I don't wish for.

Just...

Ample air beneath each wing:
Sufficient joy
Such flight would bring;

By lifting my feet off the ground,
And raising up
My body, round.

One turkey skimming over land;
That kind of flying
Would be grand!
And this one, from today:
"A Pain in the Neck" 

A pain in the neck, I would say;
These slipping bones
In disarray,

Are sparking throbbing inflammation;
Causing jolts
And irritation.

Troublesome, these changing curves,
Of vertebrae
Now pinch my nerves.

But...

Lower spine is yet aligned,
And not a pain
In my behind.

Hehe, tight, right?  Read a few of these and it's like you've fallen back into a deep wicker pillow chair.

"The Path Well-Traveled"

Unhappy with the path well-travelled,
Dirty, and
In spots, unraveled:

Sadly now, it must be faced.
Years of wear
Need be erased.

Our patterned ways must come apart,
Giving us
A fresh new start.

So...

With a sigh and calm demeanor,
I haul out
The carpet cleaner,

To remove our trodden path.
(It's worst from kitchen
To the bath)

And this one, which is just delicious, and which makes me want to hook Ronda Larkin up with Rachael Ray:

"Prized for Peace"


If history, I could revise,
I'd grant the man
A Nobel Prize:

Whose foregone labors calm our ways,
Bringing comfort
To our days;

Providing us with peace, worldwide.
(His valued work
Can't be denied)

The nominee I find appropriate:
He who mastered
Creamy chocolate.

She has a great one about muffins too.  The topics range from air fresheners to zoolatry.  Her tone is often inspirational, or comical, or both, and usually very self-deprecating.  There is almost always a turn--a refocusing, or a breakthrough--often a monosyllable that signals the imminent conclusion of the poem, which usually reveals the lesson or other piece of information (sometimes deliberately hidden) that serves to crystalize the theme of the piece.  The voice is humble tongue-in-cheek.  A middle-aged everywoman out of the Midwest, a mother, a common-sense curmudgeon, a collector of coo-pahns and colloquialisms...  And her attention to detail--rhyme, meter, friendly structural techniques--makes Perk and Pleasantry well worth repeated visits.  A+

Friday, March 7, 2008

Latent UPDATE!

Hello loyal readers, subscribers, underwriters, and chance happenstants!
Well, I really haven't written much since our smash Feb 22 Rock Show... I am personally very busy on projects that will eventually, invariably make their convoluted ways to this very outlet, this very BLOG! very shortly, I can only imaginate. Let me give a quick rundown:

Feb 22 hotel cafe happened, and it was reeal nice playing there on a Friday to such a nice crowd. Busy! And wild. I bloodied up my fingers real nice while I was shredding on the guitar and when I saw how much I was bleeding I played it up a little more. The bleeding. I bled like I was on CAMERA, DAWG! I played up the bleeding.
We played a show at the Roxy's upstairs attic-type establishment, "On the Rox." Heh. Lugged tons of gear up a rickety wood staircase that hugged the Roxy's side wall nakedly. Sound was an issue. But we play wild when the sound guys don't listen. So if you see a show of ours and the sound is off, you'd better get our your umbrellas. We'll be exerting like a pack of wild alpha-beasts.
What else?
I continue to prepare for Project: Mountain Man. Matts Mangs and Enlow are working feverishly on our underground lair, which is being built in the Dome on the Ranch. They have acquired artist William Mendoza for his painting expertise. I will be the star, naturally. Jonas Hawkinus. Ex-folk-pop-star (haha, sounds like ex post facto!) and Prophet for Gaia and the GREAT REVIVAL! Very intense stuff--violence, sex, paternity, substance abuse, magic, meditation, betrayal, and song. The story of a flawed man making sense of a perfect truth. Warts and all! (takes swig from bottle)
I'm working on memorizing and rehearsing. I'm also recording the #2 Appalachia Pop hit, "The Duffel Bag Shuffle." I am doing this in my shed on the Ranch.
RANCH PARTY MARCH @(! Oops. MARCH 29! Tedd and Kevbo made a commercial, and so that is the first commercial. Expect many more. I myself just finished performing in a super-secret Matthew Enlow production of the same nature. I also performed in a Kevbo video game fighter, also of a secret nature. Expect to encounter many of these new outrageous attractions on a blog or video server of some nature near you!
Then! we played at the Viper Room on March 5th, which was noteworthy on account of we never played there before. You might ask, "Didn't Mazochi play there before, once, in a small room with very little amplification?" I would say yes, but it wasn't in the main room, and it wasn't with band. That was a colder night, long ago. This night was hot. And I mean HOT! Heh, again we experienced issue with sound system flexibility... Nice big Marshall amp for me but we couldn't really make ourselves out... So we just made out. With the audience. We turned on our jets and piped some raw-sonique in from the pristine mountain ether which we breathe most days. Really knocked'em out. Got all sweaty and raw. Sticky. Made friends! Looked like this!:

And here you can see Tedd and Laura, our famous Beat-Beat Backyard, ya heard?:

Thursday, February 14, 2008

Newest Jones

Hellow thaire!

Oh God! I just took a sip of a long-standing Lucifer Sweetly's, which has been sitting on my desk at ex-work for months, just sitting here, short and stout and sweet and dark and brown and bubbly. Lucifer Sweetly's Cellar Door, brewed up on our very own Ranch by one of our very own, Harry Pottash. And I'm sitting here just drinking it and tasting its goodness and foam and fizz. And now the moment is fleeting, but the thick brown afterswell of sweet yeasty fullness reminds me that all of our moments fleet, and that if we allow ourselves to exist as a fleet of moments, then we can parade the corridors of its every battleship and cruiser like it was our birthday, and John F. Kennedy himSELF is the king.

Here is a picture!

Thursday, February 7, 2008

Whiskey Acoustic HANDICAP MATCH

UPDATE!

Whiskey Acoustic Appearance a HIT with Sunset Sitters and Bystanders!

On the evening of Wednesday, February 6th, Michael Mazochi and two Widows performed a "Handicap Match" versus an unsuspecting crowd. Missing from action were the Widows Laura and Tedd, the band's thunderous backbeat. On hand were Widows Blunt and Miller, on the fiddle and throat, respectively.

SET LIST:
1. Best Laid Plans
2. I See a Darkness
3. Georgia Line
4. To Set You Free
5. Trout Lemon
6. Heaven Come Easy

Without the aid of the Widows' Famous Beat-Beat Backyard, the testy trio of Mazochi, Miller, and Blunt needed to grab the Wednesday passed-midnight crowd--FAST! They quickly decided on a luscious vocal attack, fingerbang guitar, and hard violin cider. The combination was more than successful, and the Whiskey a-closed on a bonafide mid-week highlight.
For more details, demand more details--and STAY TUNED to any of your local Widows Affiliates for up-to-the-minute discrepancies and hard-to-find details!