Monday, May 12, 2008

BUSFEST: Music+Love for Mother Earth

Why hellOOO there, info-beasts, literate members of the bourgeoisie, and all the rest of the clamoring classes smashing their glasses between last week's presses with the aid of yesterday's modern fiber-optics!...
Name here's Mike Miller, and have I got a story for you:...--

I'd like to extend my whole-est of heartfelt thanks and congratulations to and all the NasBus bus people who just threw one of the greatest Ranch events ever witnessed by this surly old rancher. Busfest '08! Let's see if we can't have ourselves a quick rundown of appropriate facts and figures, yes?:

1) 1 (one) bio-diesel converted school bus that runs on vegetable oil
4) 1 (one) mission: reinvigorate the American Spirit of Ingenuity by taking the concepts of renewable resources and sustainable design to the road, and to the people (to US!)
2) 1 (one) traffic ticket necessitating a fund raiser
3) 1 stage, built from scratch for the first time on Ranch land
8) 9 (eight) musical acts, ranging from piano jazz and funk to rap and rock and roll
5) (triumph of will)²
6) (artwork on display for consumption)³
7) 1 beautiful weather
9) 1 fill-in-the-blank

Were you there? Did you miss it? How was your hair?

Monday, May 5, 2008

Welcome Goes to the Human Champion

Today I am filming reshoots for Andy's super-secret puppet project pilot... And so let me allow this moment to be the moment I welcome Andy's Human Champioи-brand blog-brand imprint to the American Southwest blog safari! You like gold? This guy's a goldrush! You want chuckles? This guy's chuckin'em! Ranch member and Premium-Level Widows Fan Andy Ryz will be your guide to the spectacularly abstract world of modern entertainment professionalism. Professionism. Modern independent entertainment professionization.

And make sure to take a look at my list of Widow Blogs and other Important Links for more Miller-sanctioned marginalia from an assortment of contemporary luminaries!

Saturday, May 3, 2008

Working on a Secret Project

I'm hunkered down at the old Broadcaster offices transmitting this pirate blog-cast to the free world and approved po9ints bey0nd and about and in and around and throughout or thereabouts. I hope this electric message finds you well and in good condition to enjoy the clean air that I hope you are breathing in our br1ghter tomorrow.

Thanks to for the sexy inspirational graphic! With friends like these, who needs affordable hi-speed internet and video-on-demand! Rock and ROLL!