Dude, You HAVE No Koran!

Brand-new internet/American hero Jacob Isom.

Now I'm thinking, also a Jedi? He used mind-trick-speak...
"...Dude, you have no Koran..."
"Dude... I have no Koran."
"Dude, you're not looking to start a Holy War."
"...Dude...  I'm not looking to start a Holy War."
"Move along."
"Move along...  Move along!"
But the Jedi tail.  He's got the tail, which...  Doesn't that mean he's still a Padawan?